Mini golf? Like, get the ball in the clown's mouth, golf?

Aubrey

Brennan: I believe the term is "one in the hole!"
Booth: No, Bones, it's "hole in one."

You wait here. I'm going to the tiki hut.

Booth

Wendell: Dude, you're a genius.
Hodgins: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Booth: Everything okay in there, Bones? You need any help?
Brennan: I'm peeing on a stick. I'm pretty sure I can do that by myself.

We're having a baby! I can keep eating peanut butter cookies!

Brennan

Hodgins: You came to tell me something?
Cam: Ah, yes. We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder.
Hodgins: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.

You've been shot multiple times since then, spent three months in prison, and your best friend died in your arms. Isn't that enough trauma for you?

Aubrey

I haven't held cards in my hands in a long, long time. Because what we have here, this life, it's better than any hand that I could ever be dealt.

Booth

Look, Mommy. I'm eating the sacrum.

Christine

There are no particulates as good as slob particulates.

Hodgins

Aubrey: I bet this was delicious once.
Hodgins: Aubrey, please don't eat that.

Bones Quotes

Wendell Bray: (running up with a bone in his hands) Dead guy's hyoid.
Bones: Guy as in sexually non-specific urban colloquialism or in the reference to the gender normally associated with a penis, Mr. Bray?
Wendell Bray: Um ... penis?

Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones