Bones Quotes
I'm afraid of what I'm gonna do to you if you don't shut up.
Booth
You just grew a human. Someone should be throwing you a parade!
Angela
You're looking at her fruits?
Booth[to Sweets]
I am not familiar with Dr. Gomez's work, but I am sure I would enjoy reading it.
Brennan
Good luck. I hope I don't have to fire you.
Brennan [to Aristu]
Brennan: Did you wash the nipples?
Booth: Yes, I did in the shower, but I don't think the daycare is gonna check.
Oops, I accidentally sent the photo to the daycare director...Is there an unsend button?
Brennan
Oh my God, terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take over the United States.
Angela
Actually, I just read that they made an 18 megapixel camera that works quite well.
Cam
You shouldn't hit people. You should use your words. That's what all the books say.
Brennan
You are not getting anywhere near my cervix, Ms. Vick.
Brennan
Booth: You are not giving birth here.
Brennan: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That's what you want!
