You need to stand down and let the professionals do their job.

Luke

Why don't you take your Tupperware of monkey brains and think about whether you want to make a documentary. And yes, that's the first time I've used that sentence.

Red

Gareth: I think I better go.
Dude: Why?
Gareth: Because you're gonna want to know how to get a large bug out of my boss' head and I don't think I have the patience for that conversation.

I though this was just a charming affectation of yours, you know, you seeing bugs. I didn't want it to be a charming affectation of mine.

Gareth

Gareth: This bug stuff. Tell me more about it.
Laurel: Why?
Gareth: Because I saw something.

Laurel: You can't be telling me this, Luke. It's kind of the bear minimum.
Luke: Well, don't tell anyone else, OK? [laughs]

Luke: They want me to head up the C. I. A. !!
Laurel: Who does?
Luke: The government.

I know I haven't always been the best husband, but everything will be different now.

Luke

Not everything is about Wall Street, Ben.

Laurel

Red: Ella and I agree on almost nothing, isn't that right?
Ella: It is. You are the devil.
Red: And she's a bitch.

Have you SEEN Fahrenheit 9/11? [Laurel Glares] I'm sorry, I'm not trying to judge you.

Gareth

Well if this is a war, and I'm you're enemy, then why not take out a gun and shoot me right now? That's what the words mean! You can't just s... [Red has pulled out a gun and he shoots Mr. Bach]

Mr. Bach

BrainDead Quotes

Laurel: It says here you have Social Security problems, Claire?
Claire: I don't have Social Security problems, YOU have Social Security problems.
Laurel: Well, how can I help you with MY Social Security problems?

No running in the Capitol, mam. No fast walking, either.

Guard