BrainDead Quotes
Gareth: Did you really sleep with Michael Moore?
Laurel: Do you really want to know?
Gareth: I don't know...yes?
Laurel: Then yes. Just once, at Sundance. Now let's get dinner.
Gareth: They're saying you slept with him to get a good grade.
Laurel: Did they show you the grade?
Gareth: I want you right now.
Laurel: Where?
Gareth: Anywhere.
Laurel: Have you ever been to the planetarium?
Red: No, no, no, no, no! I was shocked because the evidence showed that the Syrians were behind these head explosions!
Luke: Oh my God. It's Alice in Wonderland.
Ella: Feel the Bern.
Red: Always trump.
My dad is a bug.
Laurel
Laurel: Half of your brain is missing, Dad!
Dean: How much of that brain was I really using?
Dean: I'm not sleeping with her.
Laurel: Well, no, not now. Not the past week because you're infected.
Dean: We should talk.
Laurel: Oh yeah. You start.
Laurel: Dad, you couldn't hear me, could you?
Dean: I could hear you dear, a father can always hear his daughter.
Red: Those two black people. Who are they? And I'm not being racist. I'm being descriptive. If they were dwarves, I'd say dwarves.
Gareth: I don't think you can say dwarves, either.
Red: Good thing they're not dwarves. Who are they?
As part of my training, I had to experience all the interrogations I was going to inflict on you. You were lucky. [extends his hand] See ya again.
Cornish
Torturer: Your brother is going to lose.
Laurel: No, Americans don't like torture. That's why you have to call it something else.
