Luke: They have her.
Gareth: What are you going to do?
Luke: Raise holy hell.

Well, nice to meet you both, and I do think black lives matter.

Red

Laurel: I was sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once, I wake up from something that keeps knocking at my brain. Before I go insane, I hold my pillow to my head, and spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread...I think I love you.
Rochelle [quietly]: I think I love you.

Gareth: What are we doing here?
Laurel: Getting the bugs out of my head?
Gareth: Sure.

Bugs, you have met your match.

Laurel

Laurel: But you drank before, at the bar.
Tony: And I shouldn't have. I was happy. But last night, I hit bottom. I just blacked out. Woke up with food in my ears.

Come on. You don't like children. No one likes children.

Red

Luke: Come on. Not everything's about politics, Red.
Red [snickers]: Even you don't believe that.

Yeah, I'm pretty bitchin'.

Luke [answering Laurel's phone call]

Red: Honey, you don't have to worry about my lips because they're never getting near you, I can promise you.
Ella: Don't try to cheer me up.

That's how we know who is infected. If they're deaf in one ear or off balance, they're probably missing half their brain.

Gustav

Tony: Who's that? Old boyfriend?
Laurel: No, just some Republican I'm working with.

BrainDead Quotes

Laurel: It says here you have Social Security problems, Claire?
Claire: I don't have Social Security problems, YOU have Social Security problems.
Laurel: Well, how can I help you with MY Social Security problems?

No running in the Capitol, mam. No fast walking, either.

Guard