Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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You and I are close, and I value your opinion.
Rosa
I had an issue with texting while driving, but I fixed it. Now I just don't look at my phone while I type.
Jake
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think I'm gonna make an appointment with a shrink.
Jake
To me, the evidence suggests that James killed his wife and fled. It's my case, and that's the lead we're following.
Charles
What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.
Holt
I call it a "casecation."
Jake
We don't have kids yet, but we're going to start trying soon.
Amy
Jake: I don't know for totally sure that I wanna have kids.
Amy: You don't?
I just searched my heart and wrote down what I was feeling.
Jake
Amy, I'm scared, okay?
Jake
Terry: You got married without discussing whether or not you want kids?
Jake: We also got married without discussing whether or not we like water parks.
If you are not 100% sure you want them, you will not survive.
Terry