Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.

Rosa

Holt: Santiago...
Amy: Oh no...Santiago in B-flat...you're disappointed.

Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.

Gina

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Rosa

Not to overstate, but I'm definitely going to die alone and work is all I have.

Jake

Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.

Jake

Charles: She’s live tweeting the whole thing.
Holt: She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.

Welcome to the Boyle-Free Zone. Please turn off all cellphones so as not to attract attention.

Gina

I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!

Jake

Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"

Jake

You're three minutes early...in Chicago.

Holt

I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch!

Gina