Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Rosa
Holt: Santiago...
Amy: Oh no...Santiago in B-flat...you're disappointed.
Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.
Gina
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Rosa
Not to overstate, but I'm definitely going to die alone and work is all I have.
Jake
Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.
Jake
Charles: She’s live tweeting the whole thing.
Holt: She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.
Welcome to the Boyle-Free Zone. Please turn off all cellphones so as not to attract attention.
Gina
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"
Jake
You're three minutes early...in Chicago.
Holt
I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch!
Gina