Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake: You got it. You're my friend and I won't let you down. I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra.
Rosa: What?
Jake: Nah, I meant brassiere, which is totally different!
Rosa: Come on man.
Jake: Not better... Here we go!
Boyle: Here we go!
Her mind finally snapped, like a stale breadstick.
Gina
Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
Boyle
The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.
Boyle
Boyle: (sneaking up behind Capt. Holt and covering his eyes) Guess who?!
Capt. Holt: (drawing his weapon) NYPD! Hands up!
(Boyles screams)
I'm gonna rip your damn head off Grandma!
Rosa
I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.
Terry
Boyle: No. What you smell is the burning wreckage of my relationship with Holt.
Scully: Soooo... there's no corn on the cob?
Jake: Don't get me wrong. I am thrilled to know that you used to like me and I will bring it up constantly.
Amy: Great.
Jake: Hey, should we make a left up here at "You used to like me" Lane or...
Amy: Ha ha.
Jake: I could always just cut across "Amy used to like Jake" Boulevard.
Amy: Stop it, or I'll crash the car!
Jake: Don't do that!
Take a good look kids. This is what happens when you're naughty!
Jake
Boyle: Gina, you need to see this.
Gina: Oh Charles, I can't take that. It's clearly not cash and I don't have time in my life to return things.
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
