Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Hi Jake! I love you!
Nikolaj
Amy: No one pushed Boyle down the stairs.
Holt: Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut and forced him to roam around blindly but he fell down on his own.
Let's go bail him out. Oh, should I get my hair blown out first? I'm gonna have pictures of this day for the rest of my life.
Amy
Look I get it, you're jealous. I'd be jealous too if somebody was better than me at everything their whole life.
David
Rosa: I'm sure your mom loves you both equally.
Jake: No, she definitely doesn't.
Terry: You said I should listen!
Boyle: Well listening doesn't always mean being quiet!
Amy: Come on. Let's go help the bastard.
Jake: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want!
I spent my whole life trying to beat David at something. But when you were in danger I just didn't care anymore. All I wanted was for you to be okay. I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter. Because I have you.
Amy
Jake: We're not going to let anything happen to your...
Charles: Boyle Oil?
He asked for Gina, let's give the people what they want.
Gina
Jake: You're gonna be a great dad, with or without your -
Charles: Boyle Oil?
Jake: Nope, not saying it.
Maybe I should have offered free streudel. Maybe then Scully would have come.
Terry
