Team Santiago, let's lunch-a-bunch!

Amy

Sir, wait! Oh, I didn't know I was going to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now, I thought I'd have more running time to formulate it.

Jake

Charles: Your yogurt's spoiled.
Terry: Who did this?!

When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.

Kevin

I've been thinking and I do wanna have kids. With you.

Jake

Jake: You should've seen the look on my face when I saw it was her!
Pam: Your jaw just dropped!

If you are not 100% sure you want them, you will not survive.

Terry

Terry: You got married without discussing whether or not you want kids?
Jake: We also got married without discussing whether or not we like water parks.

Amy, I'm scared, okay?

Jake

I just searched my heart and wrote down what I was feeling.

Jake

Jake: I don't know for totally sure that I wanna have kids.
Amy: You don't?

We don't have kids yet, but we're going to start trying soon.

Amy

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta