Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Good point, Captain Holt. Or should I say Captain Raymond Sex-Vibes!
Jake
Terry: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
Judge: I'm sorry, I had to take that.
Holt: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up
Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?
I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!
Rosa
Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.
Gina
Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.
Gina
Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.
Yay, enemies for life!
Jake
Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.
Jake
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
