Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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You're the champagne of friends.
Boyle
We're doing it Boyle! We're Tokyo Drifting!
Jake
It's time to drop a deuce!
Jake
Captain, with all due respect, come on, homie!
Jake
Boyle: Every year I dress up and you guys never get who I am.
Rosa: We get what you are. A grown man who loves dress-up.
Wuntch got served.
Captain Holt
Motherhood really opens a man's eyes!
Jake
Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.
Gina
I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".
Scully
Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.
Gina
I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.
Rosa
Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.
Jake