Bunheads Quotes
Sasha: His name is Godot.
Michelle: Oh, so you're all waiting for Godot? You're so lucky you have fries.
You're in the business of teaching and should be paid for it. That's kind of how the whole capitalist thing works!
Michelle
Ginny: His shirt is off. He's a god. Nobody tell Josh I just saw God.
Sasha: But I thought you and Josh were soul mates.
Ginny: I met him in the second grade how the hell am I supposed to know if Josh is my soul mate for Christmas sake?
Yes the jeans have pleats and I'm wearing a button the size of my head.
Boo
Fanny there's an assman in your bushes that wants to know what box he's in. Could that sound any dirtier?
Michelle
Every day in your house is like a Kristen Wiig film festival.
Michelle
Michelle: I'm totally paralyzed with rat fear.
Fanny: Just take a picture.
Michelle: For posterity?
Fanny: Best view of Oxnard is in the rear view mirror.
Michelle: You should Tweet that.
Fanny: I don't do that.
Michelle: Me neither.
This is a weird ass chair.
Michelle
Oh, hey! Do you guys do layaways? See, when I was a kid, there was this store called Contempo Casuals and you could put a really cute outfit on layaway for three months and as long as you didn't get fat by September, you'd have a really cute outfit.
Michelle
I've always been able to tell what everybody wants except for me.
Truly
Michelle: So wait. Ojai. You know, now that I think about it, I've heard really great things about that place.
Fanny: Impossible. It's dirty and and all the people are high on mushrooms and wear sandals.
