Favorite Californication Quotes
Where'd that plane come from, 1987? You look exactly the same! And that smell! What is that booze, cigarettes and Drakkar Noir - it takes me right back!
Hank
A little bit of hypocrisy is fine Dad, but I'm the normal one here.
Becca
So what are you the Robin Hood of rapists now?
Karen
No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I'm a wild animal.
Richard
Don't blame me because you were born with a clit for a cock and a tiny little beanbag to house what passes for balls.
Marcy
You made your bed, and then you fucked me in it.
Abby
Your work is done Dad, I am who I am. I have to make my own mistakes.
Becca
She's got a nose ring, too. You know what that means.
Hank Moody
What is it like to stare into the business end of Sandy Bullocks vagina? This woman knows.
Stu
You're going to live to humiliate yourself another day.
Hank
I like my stink.
Hank
Hank: I feel a hate crime coming on.
Charlie: Don't be hatin' on the good news dance.
