Favorite Californication Quotes
Fucking sequels.
Director
Some crazy bitch tries to kill you, you defend her honor. Your best friend tries to help you, you punch him in the face?
Charlie
You never know Karen; just because we have a black president doesn't mean we talk about that shit.
Marcy
Girl makes it sound so pleasant. I have one big pain in the ass teenage daughter.
Hank
Hank: Well here's to difficult daughters.
Julia: Cheers.
Hank: And uh here's to mothers who drink with strangers.
Julia: Cheers, Cheers.
That was intense, I almost wanted to fuck you to death but in a good way you know?
Peggy
Worst intervention ever.
Hank
Stu: I've become quite fond of that verbal diarrhea.
Marcy: That's lovely and disgusting Stu thanks.
Nervous shitters are almost always found guilty.
Abby
Believe it Sister Christian. Keep it in the family, taboo style
Charlie
Your virginity is mine brother Runkle!
Peggy
Hank: That, out there, is a fucking mirage, that doesn't exist behind me. You got everything you'll ever want or need back home.
Zlos: What do you know about back home? You got out years ago. It's easy for you to spout some working class, hero, Springsteen bullshit about the sanctity of small towns when you're driving a Porsche through the promised land!
