Popular Californication Quotes
Jackie: Are you ok?
Hank: No, I just got my ass kicked by a J-crew catalog - I'm not OK.
Jackie: Writing is just a - a pipe dream. You can't really make a living doing something like that. Actually, that's how you end up teaching.
Hank: Ouch!
Hank: Hideous creatures these teenage girls.
Felicia: Monstrous, couldn't agree with you more.
Hank: Is it too late to drown them in the tub?
So you're suggesting I should dump this whole writer thing and reinvent myself as a Hollywood manwhore?
Hank
It's not your fault. I'm like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.
Hank
Becca: Merry fucking Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!
Zlos: I fucking clocked her - him - whatever.
Hank: You can't do that, that's a human being, you can't just be throwing punches at people.
Zlos:What the fuck is wrong with you Moody? Have you been in LA so long that a chick with a dick means nothing to you?
Hank: That, out there, is a fucking mirage, that doesn't exist behind me. You got everything you'll ever want or need back home.
Zlos: What do you know about back home? You got out years ago. It's easy for you to spout some working class, hero, Springsteen bullshit about the sanctity of small towns when you're driving a Porsche through the promised land!
Let me tell you, this is some really pernicious shit! My Vagina looks like downtown Baghdad right now.
Daisy
Where'd that plane come from, 1987? You look exactly the same! And that smell! What is that booze, cigarettes and Drakkar Noir - it takes me right back!
Hank
Just warning you! Something post-pubescent and wicked your way comes.
Hank
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
