Popular Californication Quotes
I'm not mad at you. You wouldn't get mad at a big dumb dog for shitting on the rug, would you?
Becca
Do you really think a woman wants to go down on a man who just walked in off the tennis courts? Or just came in from a ride? Huh? You think I want to peel off those sweaty bike shorts and go to town? Disgusting!
Felicia
You obviously have this thing with women, some very strong connection, that no matter what you do, no matter how big of an ass you are, they seem to respond - you're a goddamn girl whisperer!
Stacey
Felicia: That was some very intense and powerful love-making.
Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making.
Rick Springfield: Nothing like the sound of a stripper's head on a hard-wood floor.
Hank: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Rick: What, oh you don't rough 'em up? Well excuse me George Bailey...
No more grinding up on middle-aged hard-ons for me, except for yours of course.
Jackie
That's unfair! To say nothing if bad for my prostate - skypus interruptus!
Hank
Charlie: Like your dream crush now, Marcy?
Marcy: It's like watching a figure skater fall.
Hank: I'm very tight with the dean. He will not be pleased when he hears about this.
Security Guard: You're friends with the dean?
Hank: I fucked his wife.
If a client asks you to dress up as a french maid and rim his shit hole, you comply, with bells on!
Sue
Plus, you know, charity events are like ground zero for single pussy.
Rick Springfield
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
