Popular Californication Quotes
Karen: I like you like this.
Hank: What, all defeated and shit?
Karen: Yes!
Becca: Do you know what it's like to have no one and nothing, how totally awful that feels?
Hank: Yes, I think I do. Once upon a time I felt like that, but now I have you.
Becca: Yet somehow I still have nothing.
Sue: To you the glass is always half empty!
Charlie: Right now my wife is half full or Rick Springfield.
What are you doing moping in the fridge, 80's pop legend Rick Springfield is stealing your girl - not Jesse's girl - Runkle's girl.
Hank
Rick Springfield: I made a girl come seven times once.
Marcy: Over the course of an entire relationship?
You look like America's next top smurf.
Hank
Entertainment for the poor, that's what my mother always called children.
Hank
To our beautiful family, our black President, and my magnificent dong.
Hank
I do some of my best work from the bottom. You know why? Hands free - it's like sexual blue tooth.
Hank
You're Runkle, you'd whack it to a cat dancing on YouTube.
Sue
When you started, I thought, my god this man has diarrhea of the mouth and there is no Kaopectate in sight.
Sue
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
