Californication Quotes
Becca: Merry fucking Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!
It's not your fault. I'm like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.
Hank
So you're suggesting I should dump this whole writer thing and reinvent myself as a Hollywood manwhore?
Hank
Hank: Hideous creatures these teenage girls.
Felicia: Monstrous, couldn't agree with you more.
Hank: Is it too late to drown them in the tub?
Jackie: Writing is just a - a pipe dream. You can't really make a living doing something like that. Actually, that's how you end up teaching.
Hank: Ouch!
Jackie: Are you ok?
Hank: No, I just got my ass kicked by a J-crew catalog - I'm not OK.
Hank: This is frowned upon.
Jackie: Give me a break. You once spent an entire class ranting about how much you hate Coldplay. Something tells me you could care less about what's frowned upon.
Hank: Still one of my favorite lectures.
Hank: You still love me?
Karen: Always, that's the problem.
Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they're all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?
Hank
Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you - for giving me a serious boner.
Hank
She's not much one for chatting - texting, yes - twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man.
Hank
You ladies really are the most amazing creatures - my life's work. But then there's the morning after - the hangover, the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. and she's gone and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.
Hank
