Kate Beckett: But Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?
Rick Castle: Worst bachelor party ever?

I was in Thailand getting shot at with Chuck Norris?

Rick Castle

You do know I'm a doctor, not a puppeteer.

Lanie

I don't want to let him down. He wants this so badly and I want to give it to him but I just, I don't know that I can.

Kate Beckett

I think we may have just dug our own graves.

Rick Castle

Kate Beckett: I mean, there's a reason why Capt. Gates doesn't get up on the stage and have fun.
Rick Castle: I just always assumed it was because she was genetically incapable of it.

Rick Castle: That thing in the shower. That is delightful.
Kate Beckett: That is not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

You're smart. You are intimidating and you look very, very good in a robe.

Rick Castle

Back stabbing, adultery and betrayal. That is why I hate politics.

Kate Beckett

Rick Castle: I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot.
Kate Beckett: Occasionally?

Kate Beckett: You texted Castle and not me?
Kevin Ryan: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don't call the voice of reason.

Then who's this, your evil twin?

Kevin Ryan

Castle Quotes

I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.

Alexis

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle