Abby: [looking at her phone] It's Mandrake.
Jess: I wish I had a Mandrake. If I had a Mandrake, I could do anything.
Bree: If you had a Mandrake, you wouldn't have to do anything.
Jess: Same diff.

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Mandrake: Iraq or Afghanistan?
Kevin: Afghanistan. That obvious?
Mandrake: I served in Iraq. I still tie my shoes in Latterly style, too. Although I don't wear boot bands very often.
Kevin: Old habits are hard to break.
Mandrake: Once a trooper, always a trooper.

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