Ramon: Your mom came to visit.
Gabby: Oh, yeah, she told me.
Ramon: I've been trying to get that woman to call me back for a year. Turns out, all I had to do was get stabbed a few time.

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Matt: Woah, are those Cindy Herrmann brownies?
Kelly: *Annabelle* Herrmann brownies.
Matt: Are these...gummy worms?
Kelly: Yep.

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No, it was just a moment. A quick decision. I know that that doesn't change who I am. Now you... You're there, you're there for people even when they're at their worst. Like me. You know, all last year. I was a mess. Your brother and your mother wouldn't even talk to me, but, uh, you, my love, you were always there. That's, uh, that's who you are. You're the real hero. My hero.

Ramon [to Gabby]

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Stella: C'mon, it wasn't a total bust.
Otis: It's not a good promotion if people didn't even hear the name of the bar over ALL THE FART NOISES!

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Otis: Your boyfriend really screwed us over.
Stella: A) Not my boyfriend. B) [sarcastically] "Put me on the radio and watch the magic happen!"

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• Added: January 04, 2018