Holy moly these guys must be the 1% I keep hearing about.

Mouch

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• Added: December 19, 2012

My cousin, the poster child for Better Homes and Gardens, throws this really super fancy Christmas party every year.

Dawson

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• Added: December 19, 2012

If you're up for a date, tell me when to pick you up.

Casey

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• Added: December 19, 2012

Casey: It's okay she's fun.
Dawson: She's better when she's drunk.

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• Added: December 19, 2012

It's not a good time because it's worth doing right.

Casey

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• Added: December 19, 2012

I perjured myself for you Kelly.

Shay

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• Added: December 19, 2012