Clarice
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The Bureau picks who it wants to shine the light on and it's not people who look like us.
Haynes [to Ardelia]
Do not tell me to slow down. You catch up.
Clarice [to Tripathi]
I know one of you is a sociopath whisperer and one of you is a sharpshooter but you might want someone with 10 years in the Bureau to ride shotgun.
Tripathi [to Clarice and Esquivel]
Tripathi: Are you going to ask a question.
Esquivel: I'm a mutt, OK? Cuban, Brazilian, and Italian. Two shrugs and an eyebrow is an entire conversation.
Herman: We can protect you.
Clarice: Respectfully, sir, I didn't ask for your protection.
Krendler: Herman's Bureau. We're all Bureau. Same team.
Clarke: No, Herman is on Team Douche. Five minutes into the investigation and he's moved into your office. I'm not on Team Douche.
Tripathi: No, you're on Team Poetry.
Herman: I thought this ViCAP team has anointed. You catch killers. I thought that was your whole thing.
Clarke: Tony, don't be a dick.
Goddamn. Maybe the straightest shooter in the end.
Wellig [to Clarice]
Killin' is killin' but desecration, that's another thing.
Clarice [to Wellig]
Clarice: Everyone's looking at me sideways.
Ardelia: They were already looking at you sideways.
Clarice: I'm just going to open a convenience store that sells ramen noodles and orange soda. I'm aware I have the palate of an 8-year-old.
I don't solve cases, my dear. I carry them.
Ardelia [to Clarice]
Tripathi: You're both snipers.
Esquivel: Well, I'm Army. So I'm actually a good shot.
