Desna: Clay, you idiot! I almost blew your damn head off.
Uncle Daddy: Good shot too. I didn't think you had it in you.

Polly: [Desna] had [a wedding dress], but she said it was too sexy. She decides she needed to cover up the twins.
Zlata: That's a big job.

Zlata: Blow hard, tiny girl.
Little customer: We're called little people, asshole.

Desna: You look tore up. You sure you don't want to sit this one out.
Roller: This is Monday for me, baby.

Dr. Ken: If you keep doing this, [Roller] is going to die.
Zlata: Don't be such pussy. In Russia, this is baby baptism.

Zlata: No need to bullshit, my friend. You want more money. I respect that. It's good you don't steal. You come to me. You steal, you know what happen? I give you second bris.
Dr. Ken: I won't. I need all the penis I have.

Please, not Zlata. Do you have any idea how lethal that woman is? I heard she murdered a family of five and turned them into life-sized nesting dolls.

Dr. Ken [to Arlene and Lucy]

Still sleeping with the enemy, huh? It's going to get messy.

Lucy [to Arlene]

Jenn: I didn't mean a word I said.
Desna: You probably meant a few of them.

Desna: You haven't seen my freaky side.
Gregory: I like it. You're bad.
Desna: Baby, you have no idea.

Jenn: You know I'm your ride-or-die girl. Don't you forget that.
Desna: Yeah, you are.

Let's get ready to go home. I've got to make things right.

Desna [to Dean]

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.