Oh, so they're both dead because you're jealous. Well, if that doesn't take the coffee cake.

Polly [to Joe]

Goddamn! Not another one!

Uncle Daddy

Man, this killing thing is trending.

Polly [to Desna]

I tell you, this hot rehab, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Uncle Daddy [to Toby]

Desna: Don't ask me. I'm in a relationship with a man I tried to kill.
Polly: Fair point.

Once a pussy, always a pussy.

Melba

Jenn: Well, those chickens have come home to roost.
Desna: Hey!
Jenn: I don't want to, OK? It's a stress reaction.

Polly: Follow the damn metaphor.
Jenn: Sorry, Polly. It was really circuitous in a lot of ways.

Suck it, side piece.

Melba [to Polly]

You're going to be a great mom.

Jenn [to Ann]

Virginia: Girl, that is not the same thing.
Jenn: Still, it gave me a fright.

Bryce: Where was I going with this?
Uncle Daddy: Something about "Don't do drugs."

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.