Desna: Don't ask me. I'm in a relationship with a man I tried to kill.
Polly: Fair point.

Goddamn! Not another one!

Uncle Daddy

Once a pussy, always a pussy.

Melba

Bryce: Where was I going with this?
Uncle Daddy: Something about "Don't do drugs."

I know you're not looking at that old piece of chewed-up gum [Brenda].

Toby [to Uncle Daddy]

Desna: You don't have a rainy-day fund or nothin'?
Uncle Daddy: If I had a rainy-day fund, you think I'd be sleeping on a jizz-filled couch at the Messianic Center? I'm about two minutes away by a WIC check.
Desna: My God! You gotta have kids to get on WIC.
Uncle Daddy: I was going to rent some over at Shrimp Town.

Mama! Jesus Christ! You're like a Whack-a-Mole.

Jenn [to Brenda]

This ain't the last we'll hear from these deplorables, I'll tell you that much.

Uncle Daddy

Desna: I have messed up so much for my girls.
Melba: Do them a favor. Don't mess up.

I'm just sick and tired of sneaking around, Brenda. I'm sick and tired of lying.

Uncle Daddy [to Brenda]

Chad: There's a new dress code. No hoods anymore. Just red hats.
Roller: Chad, red is my color.

It's flu season.

Professor [to Desna]

Claws Season 3 Quotes

I could never understand a single thing that messy Russian whore [Zlata] was saying.

Melba [to Mac]

What had happened was shit got crazy in Palm-ghetto.

Virginia