Tory: I heard you let me back in Larusso, so I guess I should-
Sam: I don't know what game you're playing, but I'm not scared of you. you're not in control here, I am. My parents might fall for your bullshit, but if you so much as look at me funny, I will kick your ass for a third time. I'm coming for you, bitch

Kreese: You can crash here as long as you want.
Robby: Look, this was a bad idea. I know Cobra Kai helped when I was getting jumped in juvie, but I'm not going to be a pawn in this bet that you made with my dad and Mr. LaRusso.
Kreese: I don't think of you as a pawn. I think of you as a king. Your father had all the talent in the world, but he squandered it. I gave him every opportunity to come back, but he chose Diaz, and he left you with that mark on your head. Trust me, you've got even more talent than your father. you just need to show it to the world.

Robby: They have a pretty good chance of winning now that they've teamed up.
Kreese: They're not the only ones teaming up.

Kenny: Ever since I started this new school, my life has been miserable. They chase me. Beat me up. It's not gonna stop. I don't know how I'm gonna keep going. I don't feel safe. One of them even knows karate.
Shawn: Karate, huh?
Kenny: What's so funny?
Shawn: Hey, don't worry about it, little bro. I know a guy who can help.

Johnny: Kick ass! Nice work, LaRusso, way to assert your dominance.
Daniel: Where the hell were you?
Johnny: No be there.

Nobody is more badass than Mr. Miyagi.

Daniel

Amanda: Actually, there's only one thing I need, and that's for you to stay the hell away from my daughter.
Tory: Wait, you're--
Amanda: Yes, I am.
Tory: You came to my job?
Amanda: Well, I tried calling your parents, no call back, Big surprise. Should I have kicked in your front door? Is that more your speed? Every day there are little reminders of the mess you made. I see my daughter covering up bruises and scars. The only reason you aren't behind bars right now is because she asked me not to drag this ordeal out. So you can have your little tournament, but if you touch one hair on her head before then, you'll be scrubbing toilets in prison for the rest of your life, if you're lucky.

Daniel: Clearly, our students want us to find a way to work through our differences, I know you don't want to join Miyagi-Do, but at least you have to respect it.
Johnny: Well respect's a two-way street. You respect my style of karate?
Daniel: You gotta understand, man. I was taught karate was for defense only. It's always gonna be tough to respect Cobra Kai.
Johnny: You mean Eagle Fang.
Daniel: Oh, come on, Johnny. Is there really a difference? You're still teaching aggression.
Johnny: Some kids need a little aggression.

Over at Miyagi-Do, our enemies are uniting against us. They think by working together, they have the advantage. They think that they're better than us. I should know because I used to be one of them. That officially ends today. I'll admit, at first, I didn't want to join Cobra Kai, but eventually, we all have to look ourselves in the mirror and realize who we really are. Now we may have taken some losses, but it's not about how you start; it's about how you finish. And to beat the enemy, it helps to know the enemy's playbook. That's why I'm going to teach you Miyagi-do karate, so we can beat Miyagi Do karate.

Robby

Those little Cobra Kai shits ought to be locked up, especially that Tory psycho. If anyone deserves no mercy, it's her.

Amanda

Johnny: Ready. Let's begin!
Demetri: Begin what exactly?
Daniel: Begin a new era. Many of us used to be enemies, but rivalries don't need to last forever. The All-Valley Tournament is just a few months away, and this year the stakes are higher than they've ever been We know that Cobra Kai is going to use every dirty trick they can in the book. There's only one way we're going to be able to beat them--.
Johnny: By kicking their asses so hard they shit themselves. We're going to take things to the next level. We're going to teach you an aggression stronger than anything Cobra Kai throws at us. If they strike first, we're going to pre-strike.

I'm sorry you've been stuck cleaning up my mess.

Robby

Cobra Kai Quotes

Sam: I feel so guilty. 
Daniel: It's not your fault. All this started before you were even born. If not for me and Johnny there wouldn't have been a fight in the first place. This is my fault. 

Amanda: I can't believe they have the gall to suspend Sam for two weeks! I'm going to tell the school board how incompetent they are. Heads will roll!
Daniel: At least they expelled the girl who started it.
Amanda: Expelled?! That bitch should be in Shawshank!