Common Law Quotes
Stop counting.
Wes [to Travis]
Wes: It's like whack-a-mole......
Travis: Whack-a-mole. Got it.
You got that performance anxiety!
Travis [to Wes]
Be Liz, be proud.
Travis
Just for the record, I expect you to go totally postal like this one day.
Travis
When does actual communication become actual arrests?
Wes
Raise up a hand if you think Wes took a big step last night...
Travis
No, us local folks like helping our friends at the government.
Wes
So who's up for spanking?
Travis
Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.
Completely therapized and ready to move on.
Wes
Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.
