Favorite Community Quotes
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
Is she a friend of Ellen?
Annie
Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
Chang
Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.
Jeff
Well guess what, handsome hobo. Your gravy train's leaving the station.
Annie [to Jeff]
Abed: It's the first season of Lost on DVD.
Pierce: That's the meaning of Christmas?
Abed: No it's a metaphor. It represents lack of payoff.
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.
Troy
The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young "the asian guy from Lost."
Abed
Abed: He still assumes I'm a terrorist.
Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
Pierce: I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls.
Abed: You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.
Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
