Abed: He still assumes I'm a terrorist.
Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Characters:
Pierce Hawthorne, Abed
Episode:
Community Season 1 Episode 21: "The Art of Discourse"
Show:
Community
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Community Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.

I got a B on my nutrition final, and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony.

Jeff