Community Season 4 Episode 7: "Economics of Marine Biology" Quotes
I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.
Troy
Dean: The perfect mix of low intellect, limited ambition, and limitless parental support.
Jeff: So, a rich dum-dum who will never graduate and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.
Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80% of Greendale's classes twice. He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for a premium locker or the extended pencil warranty.
Dean
Britta: We do need the money. The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for ten years.
Dean: If we get this money, we can buy 100 pigs and make everybody happy.
If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot, I would have gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
Britta
The barber shop--a reminder of the era when men were men, and women were sex-cooks who did laundry.
Pierce
