Wow. You guys are real downers. I can't believe I made out with both of you.

Jeff

• Permalink: Wow. You guys are real downers. I can't believe I made out with ...
• Added: October 08, 2010

Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.

Shirley

• Permalink: Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.
• Added: October 08, 2010

Hold on a sec. I need to use my force field to prevent Chang from getting food.

Duncan

• Permalink: Hold on a sec. I need to use my force field to prevent Chang fro...
• Added: October 08, 2010

You gain levels, and at a certain point you actually CAN eat a ghost.

Pierce

• Permalink: You gain levels, and at a certain point you actually CAN eat a g...
• Added: October 08, 2010

I'm raising less money because I'm not jump starting date rapists.

Britta

• Permalink: I'm raising less money because I'm not jump starting date rapist...
• Added: October 08, 2010

Britta: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it.
Annie: If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.

• Permalink: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it. If a guy wan...
• Added: October 08, 2010

If you guys just let me get to the can opener, I can feed you.

Jeff

• Permalink: If you guys just let me get to the can opener, I can feed you.
• Added: October 08, 2010

I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anything for that.

Annie [on the BP oil spill]

• Permalink: I'm so glad this overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anythin...
• Added: October 07, 2010