Community Quotes
She's whipped by an imaginary douche!
Annie
Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?
Shirley [to Jeff]
No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
Jeff [to Britta]
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.
Pierce Hawthorne takes Troy's side, citing that Abed is weirder and more foreign.
Narrator
Britta Perry is there to immortalize the moment on film... accidentally, while trying to get a picture of the light hitting a stack of nearby waffles.
Narrator
I just heard from the Guiness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as the world's biggest mistake.
Dean Pelton
Kim: You're really mean.
Annie: Put it in a letter, Jane Austen!
Pop, pop, Captain.
Magnitude
Everyone wins. Except Abed. But, you know, not everyone can win.
Dean Pelton
I wanted to stand next to you for a moment. Like a good book by Orwell. Or a Veggie Delight.
Subway
Troy: Vice Dean Laybourne. You have a beard. And a ponytail.
Laybourne : I'm going through some stuff right now, Troy. Don't worry about it.
I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math, but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind who gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
Britta
