Community Quotes
Diffuse the IED of dishonesty.
Annie
Professor Kane: You may proceed, Ms. Edison. But do so with caution. Need I remind you: this is NOT a courtroom!
Sorry about my partner. He's been on my edge ever since we switched.
Troy
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.
Clean up on aisle busted.
Troy
We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.
Abed
Starburns: Where's the ketchup?
Troy: That doesn't make sense! Ketchup is a condiment!
Pierce: I fell asleep in a sun beam.
Abed: Likely story.
Troy: Actually it is. I used to live with him. It's sort of adorable.
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Maybe after a long dark night, the sun is starting to rise at Greendale.
Jeff
Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.
Pierce
