Community Quotes
I'll see you on the other side inspector, wherever that is.
Annie
Abed: Running scenarios? Careful now, you're starting to sound like Abed.
Annie: So I probably shouldn't say things like star wards, zardas, cougartown cool cool cool pop culture pop culture, I'm on a tvshow
I don't want you to break his brain.
Troy [about Abed]
Annie: You don't have a patent on being a control freak Abed.
Abed: I sorta do.
I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."
Pierce
Annie subdue your guest.
Abed
I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.
Jeff
So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
Jeff
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Pierce
Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.
Britta
I need help reacting to something.
Abed
She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!
Troy [about Britta]