I'll see you on the other side inspector, wherever that is.

Annie

Abed: Running scenarios? Careful now, you're starting to sound like Abed.
Annie: So I probably shouldn't say things like star wards, zardas, cougartown cool cool cool pop culture pop culture, I'm on a tvshow

I don't want you to break his brain.

Troy [about Abed]

Annie: You don't have a patent on being a control freak Abed.
Abed: I sorta do.

I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."

Pierce

Annie subdue your guest.

Abed

I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.

Jeff

So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?

Jeff

How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?

Pierce

Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.

Britta

I need help reacting to something.

Abed

She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!

Troy [about Britta]

Community Quotes

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

Jeff