Community Season 4 Quotes
I thought this was America, not Arizona.
Jeff
Carl, I see you've grown a new douchebag.
Jeff
Quick impression--waaaa. Who am I? You guys.
Jeff
Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
Normally, we don't concern ourselves with adultery. Because then hotels wouldn't exist.
Hotel Attendant
For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.
Abed
Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
And I asked myself, what does space smell like?
Convention Speaker
Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.
Britta
Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?
Pierce
Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
Troy
Calling for help? A classic...call for help.
Britta
