Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 1 Quotes
Andy: Stop - it's just a tiny thing.
Ellie: That's what he said!
Andy: You ruined it. You ruined my gift!
Andy: It's never that hard for me.
Jules: That's what he said!
Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.
Making coffee for my friends - that's what they like in the morning.
Jules
Ellie: (to Jules about the coffee) It's 7:45am why are you not already serving us?
Grayson: And our friendship means a lot to me. I don't want to mess that up.
Jules: I don't either. Maybe this should just be a one time deal?
Grayson: Or we could be friends with benefits.
Jules: Oh you snuck that one in at the end didn't ya? Friends with benefits - the old FWB. That is the greatest male myth of our time. That and our knees being erogenous zones.
Grayson: It is.
Jules: It's not. It's a knee. Do you want to know why FWB never works?
Grayson: No
Jules: We're friends - it can't be casual. Friend sex comes with feelings and baggage and someone always gets hurt. It's a horrible idea.
Jules: Is it going to kill the mood if I go brush my teeth and shave my legs?
Grayson: Yeah.
Jules: Oh okay fine.
Even if he is only twenty minutes away he is still leaving.
Julies
Jules: Sleepy show is canceled tonight.
Ellie: Damn it.
Travis: Are you watching me sleep?
Jules: You don't usually wake up.
Bobby: I trained him to retrieve golf balls by painting the meatballs white.
Smith's dad: That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Ellie: Wow so it's either college twenty minutes away in Sarasota or twenty hours away in California. Which one do you want him to go to?
Jules: Doesn't really matter what I want. It's his choice.
Travis: The weather is so good in California.
Jules: Yeah, and it also has earthquakes and race riots. So you know, everybody just calm down.
Ellie: And there it is.
