He's a group exploder. It's a gift.

Jules

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• Added: March 13, 2012

You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!

Bobby

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• Added: March 13, 2012

Call her a chunky bitch!

Ellie

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Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!

Laurie

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• Added: March 13, 2012

You're the kiss master.

Jules

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• Added: March 13, 2012

To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.

Ellie

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• Added: March 13, 2012

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]

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Welcome to Cougar Town. Your name isn't that great either.

Title Card

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Wow, it is not easy having an honest moment with a kid wearing a helmet.

Angie

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Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

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• Added: March 06, 2012