Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 4 Quotes
Laurie: Man hands? You're stealing jokes from Seinfeld now?
Jules: Was that that Jewish guy you dated in High School?
Ellie: No, he had a huge TV show. Must see TV?
Jules: Never heard of it. No one's gonna tell me what's must see.
This episode was written by the absolute worst writers we have on staff.
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He looks like that nerdy lesbian from Scooby-Boo.
Jules
Bobby: Well come on Mando, you're married Ellie. You're a seasoned crazy bitch whisperer. No offense.
Laurie: You know, he once bitch whispered me down from choking out a lady from using the handicap stall. Turns out she was handicapped, but, like, barely.
Welcome to Cougar Town. Asking the tough questions about sex robots.
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Jules: What the hell was that?
Laurie: You're getting landlined.
Ellie: Should I remove your nuts?
Laurie: Oh, it's not you, she's just a horrible person.
Man, it's like watching your kid die in battle.
Bobby
I'm not high anymore.
Ellie
Dershwasher
Ellie
Title Card: Courteney Cox's boobs at 06:33
Laurie: This will cheer you up! I have really good news?
Ellie: Are you sterile?!
