Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Episode 3: "All Signs Point To Josh...Or Is It Josh's Friend?" Quotes
Paula, I'm pregnant!Rebecca
We're not a couple, Rebecca.
Is the universe Team Josh or Team Greg?Rebecca
You get back with Rebecca, you may as well hit the bottle again.Greg's Dad
Rebecca: I used to think coincidences like this were signs.
Greg: Like when you were a little girl?
Rebecca: No, like an hour ago.
Greg: Ah, how you've grown!
Rebecca: Yeah, I was so much shorter back then.
Greg: Is that even possible?
Oh God, this makes so much sense. I mean, this is what happens to me. Right? I mean, I finally decide to apply to law school, and that bitch fate just knocks me up.Paula
Rebecca: I wasn't really listening but I can see the center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
Math Men: Actually a triangle has multiple centers.