Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 9: "I'm Going to the Beach With Josh and His Friends!" Quotes
Women gotta stick together all across this land, except Denise Martinez. That bitch I cannot stand.Valencia
Paula: You are just setting yourself up for another one of your disasters!
Rebecca: What do you mean ANOTHER one of my disasters?
Paula: Taco festival, the Spider’s debacle, getting stuck in your shrink’s doggy door, begging a client to sleep with your mother, and lest we forget POOPSGIVING?
Rebecca: Those were unfortunate, but random, occurrences!
Rebecca: Is this like a date? Are you guys dating?
Greg: I don’t know.
Heather: Do people still use that word?
Rebecca: Um, yeah. Yeah.
Heather: Cool. Dating. Yeah.
Rebecca: Josh I’m so sorry that I lied. But the real reason that I moved here sounds so insane.
Josh: But see that’s just the thing. I don’t think it’s insane at all.
Rebecca: Wait, what?
Josh: Rebecca, I lived in New York, remember? I know what it’s like it’s tough and it’s cold…I’ve spent my whole life defending this town to people like Greg. Do you have any idea how proud I am to be the one who told you about this place?
West Covina, California. It’s so cool you see the bounty of the best town in LA County. It’s nirvana, it’s heaven, it’s mecca. And I’m hopelessly, desperately in love with…West Covina.
I wanted you to know that I’m so happy that you’re in town. And I don’t think you’re crazy at all.