Cristela Season 1 Episode 15: "Gifted and Talented" Quotes
Izzie, I didn't practice enough and I didn't get in. I mean, no pressure, but it ruined my life.
Cristela
Natalia: Why do you have my egg timer? You don't know how to make eggs.
Cristela: Yeah I do. You know it's not really the challenge you make it out to be.
Trent: There's an opening in the mail room.
Josh: Oh wow, what happened, sir?
Trent: I fired somebody for being too nosey. Anymore questions?
Natalia: Men don't like women who are too smart.
Daniela: But men have always liked me.
Natalia: I know, you're just right.
Let's put it in perspective. I know you had a hard road to get here but I bet it wasn't as hard as your mom's.
Josh [to Cristela]
Maddie: Mail's here! Come and get it! This job is pretty easy.
Josh: Yup! Nothing's that hard if your just willing to do it terribly.
Love your kids. Be proud of your kids. You know what my mother did? She fed us. Almost everyday.
Natalia
