Josh: Well, let the best man win.
Cristela: Oh, she will.

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Pathetic guys are so my type.

Cristela

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You can't have a Kardashian lifestyle on a honey boo boo budget.

Cristela [to Izzie]

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Cristela: Hey Felix, what do you think of Izzie's new bag?
Felix: I don't.
Cristela: Well, did you know she only wanted it to fit in with the popular girls?
Felix: Good for her.
Cristela: No, bad for her.
Felix: Why is that bad? I mean, I was popular. Daniela was popular. And now the kids will be popular, too. Only one holding us back is you.

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Hey Josh, the printer's jammed. You think you could get Mark Cuban to fix it?

Cristela

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Football is not important? And on performance review day.

Cristela

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Oh, I know who he is. But I can't tell you. It's a secret. Like when I eat pizza and drink diet coke because I think they cancel each other out.

Cristela

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Well, win or lose, Cowboys always give you a reason to drink. That's why I love them.

Trent

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• Added: November 07, 2014