Cristela Season 1 Quotes
Daniela: I just want to show her how much I appreciate her, you know? There's so much she hasn't experienced.
Cristela: Like joy?
Cristela: Hello. Are you okay? Is there an emergency?
Trent: Yeah. What channel's ESPN on here?
Daniela: Cris, something's wrong with Ama.
Cristela: You're just figuring that out?
You know my rule. I only go to the doctor when there are three things wrong, that way it's worth it.
Natalia [to Daniela]
I'm just saying, in my village, being a tattletale is how people disappear.
Natalia [to Daniela]
Okay, honey. This might sound weird to you, but sometimes when people say what they want, they really mean it.
Felix [to Daniela]
Whoa! Plenty of men like the way I look. I don't mean to brag, but I really bring it with construction workers.
Hey! No fighting, no stress. Daniela has high blood pressure.
How you going to find a man looking like that?
Daniela [to Cristela]
Fine, I'll exercise. I have a sports bra I've been meaning to use for something.
Cristela: Come on, get up. You're the one that's supposed to be exercising for your presidential fitness test.
Henry: No, I'm not. I'm only here cause Mom wants you to get in shape.
Cristela: You know, you may be the only person between someone's life and death.
Josh: I can only hope. Imagine how good the word hero would look on my resume.
