Dark Matter Quotes
As this ship's service android, it's my duty to protect the crew from harm. And on occasion, each other.
Alt-Android
You do [hit like a girl]. You hit like a super-fit, well-trained, scary, scary girl.
Three
He wasn't technically a family member. But losing him was very... difficult.
The Android [on One's death]
The Android: How can I help you?
Calcheck: You can start by letting me out of here!
The Android: I'm afraid I can't do that. For safety reasons.
Calcheck: Oh, come on! You actually think I could *hurt* you?!
The Android: No. But I'm sure *I* could hurt *you*, should you attempt to flee or jeopardize this mission.
Your outfit. It's very... snug.
The Android [on Three's attire]
Two: You cracked Transfer Transit?
Five: Oh, I did *that* hours ago.
Look, taking stuff is not gonna get rid of your problems. It's just gonna replace them with bigger ones. Trust me. Self-medicating's not the answer.
Devon
Three [on Calcheck feigning unconsciousness]: Why doncha cut off his pinky, see how he reacts?
Two [getting out a knife]: All right!
Calcheck: WHOAH! What the hell?! What if I'd actually been unconscious?!
Three: Well, then I guess we'd be looking mighty foolish right now, wouldn't we?
Anyway, we all have issues with our past, right?
Two
Three: I'm on board with all that, except with giving a share to liars.
Four: So, none for you then, right?
Three: Hey! I haven't lied! ...Recently.
Flying straight is not an evasive maneuver!
Two
Three: [places a sticky note reading DO NOT TOUCH on a control]
Two: Wow, seriously?
Three: Learned that one the hard way!
