Dark Matter Quotes
Prisoner: You have no right to keep us here!
Officer: We’re following the Emperor’s orders. Are you questioning his right to rule over you?
Prisoner: I question a ruler who would deny his subjects their freedom on the basis of unfounded suspicion and fear!
Officer: I accept your confession of treason.
Marcus Boone: Much easier to eavesdrop when no one knows your listening.
Portia Lin: Right. So the snoring was just for show?
Marcus Boone: Had to convince ‘em.
Portia Lin: And the drool?
Marcus Boone: It’s the details that make it work.
Alt-Wexler: What’s with the “no can do” attitude?
Alt-Android: That wasn’t pessimism. Simply a statement of fact. Like, “We stole a ship,” “We’re flying through space.” Or, “I could detach your head with minimal effort.”
Alt-Wexler: Okay.
Alt-Android: Minimal.
Alt-Wexler: Yeah.
Alt-Android: Effort.
Alt-Wexler: Okay.
Alt-Android: Minimal. Effort.
Alt-Wexler: I got it! Testy robot.
Three: Well, I guess we now know who took that ride back from the alternate universe, huh?
Five: We can’t just let them fly around trashing your reputations!
Three: To be fair, kid, our reputations are already pretty trashed.
Adrian: What are we doing here?
Solara: Talking?
Adrian: No, on this ship, with the crew of the Raza? They’re the galaxy’s Most Wanted. Legends. And we’re useless.
Solara: Speak for yourself.
Adrian: Because of us, they almost got killed on the Traugott colony, got trapped in a time loop, got sent off on a wild goose chase--
Solara: Uh, again, I need to point out that was *all* you.
I’ve already killed you once. Please don’t ask me to do it again!
Two [aggravated]
Three: So, is it Tabor you’re worried about, or his stuff?
Adrian Maro: What? Hey, he was my friend, my mentor…
Three: Meal ticket…
Adrian Maro: Hey, that man was a father to me. Deadbeat, absent, super-irritable father, who I took care of for five very long years, by the way.
Two: Tabor’s girlfriend has been kidnapped.
Five: Tabor has a girlfriend?!
Three: That’s what I said!
General: Everyone has to make sacrifices.
Teku: And what sacrifices have you made today? A little less wine with your lunch, perhaps?
Teku: You have to win the people.
Ryo: The people obey.
Teku: Because they *fear* you. And that’s fine in peacetime, when all you need for them to do is follow the rules and pay their taxes. But now, you’re asking for them to make sacrifices. For you.
Ryo: For the Empire!
Teku: You *are* the Empire now. Give them something to believe in. Inspire them, and they will follow you to the ends of the galaxy.
Two: Alright, we’re going in after them.
Android: I have another idea.
Two: I’m listening.
Android: I just have to hack into the station’s data node, and unpack those heels I picked up from Sapphira Ten.
I don’t date guys whose asses I’ve kicked.
Android
