Renee: And that is how you get out of paying for a taxi!
Susan: Well, we weren't in a taxi - we were in my car. But now I know why you showed me your boobs.

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I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28!

Renee

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Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'

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How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?

Susan [to Lynette]

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