Desperate Housewives Quotes
Carlos: When I got home from prison, all you left me was a post it that said: Take out the trash, ex-con.
Come in! And don't be an axe murderer.
Lynette
A loan shark and a Jehovah witness? Not a combo you see often.
Renee
My son eats waffsicles!
Lynette
You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.
Gaby
You had me at stupid girlfriend.
Lynette
Yes, love can bring out the best in us... the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn't what love brings out but who it brings back.
Mary Alice
Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.
Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
Lynette
The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.
Lynette
 
I don't even like baby talk from babies.
Renee
Sometimes the only thing that needs to be removed is a memory.
Mary Alice
