Desperate Housewives Quotes
Let the dating begin.
Lynette
Yes, we often learn our most important lessons outside the classroom. The painful truth about the state of a relationship, the ugly cost of challenging authority, the sad fact that life's colors aren't always rosy, then are those who refuse to accept these important lessons. They simply wait to teach a lesson of their own.
Mary Alice
Now, go pack up your sex factory and I will bake us some cookies.
Bree
I'd stay and say hi but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.
Gaby
I've got a new book title for you - "Your Husband's Banging Somebody."
Renee
You slow down. Push the kid out and drive off. Why is it so hard?
Gaby
Lee: I take back everything I said about you being an insensitive bitch.
Renee: You never said that.
Lee: Don't open your email.
Lee: I could be a girl. I could totally be a girl.
Renee: Well, you got the voice down.
You can't marry that sunflower seed.
Lynette
I hate to see people crying. It reminds me how little I actually care about others.
Renee
I can pick locks. Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.
Gaby
You can tell me because I'm beautiful.
Renee to Gaby
